The charcoal brick you see pictured on the left is what happens when you put a frozen pizza into a preheated oven and then don’t take it out for four hours… just in case you were wondering.

It was great – it looked like a pizza, you could even make out the shapes of the each individual bell pepper, but there was no food content left – it was 100% charcoal… and it made a strange crackling sound that lasted for a good 15 minutes…