Category: Doppelganger
Wayne Messam doppelgangers
You guys remember Wayne Messam? The other black bald guy running for president? Is it me or does he look like a black minion??
Or even this…
2 White Guys Debate
2 very distinct styles for disagreement emerged at the VP debate… Hermann Kaine (wait…) aggressively and obnoxiously interrupted Mike Pense at every opportunity while Pence showed his disapproval by vigorously frowning and shaking his head.
Is it me, or does Tim Kaine looks like the Skipper from Gilligan’s Island?
And Mike Pence definitely reminds me of that guy whose face melted in Raiders of the Lost Ark…
2 more Ted Cruz doppelgangers and porn
It’s been a weird night on the Internet… I firstly came across this article saying that Ted Cruz is definitely (well maybe) the Zodiac Killer. And really, if you can’t believe Google auto-complete, then who can you??
To follow the theme from recent posts, this of course begs this doppelganger pairing:
To follow on this, we also have Ted Cruz as Professor Utonium:
And because I like to end all of my posts on a classy note, I want to talk about porn. Namely this bit of worthy news I happened upon – porn rots slower than other magazines. It’s good to know that even though Playboy has stopped printing nudes, their naked chicks will be available for a looong time to come – the author of this finding was able to display a 1979 copy Playboy unearthed from a landfill which was in near mint condition!
I do fear for the new Playboy format tho. Not for the lack of nudes but the monthly interview by James Franco – if anything is going to kill that magazine, this is it. His god-awful hosting of the 2011 Oscars still haunts my dreams…
Two more doppelgangers
Have you ever noticed how much Ben Carson looks like Jeffrey from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
Also… they have the same head, hair and face. When Ted Cruz gets a little older, he is going to look like Alec Baldwin:
Presidential Apprentice Round 12 – once again, all is well in the world
This is probably the first thing which has happened in this race which has made sense to me. Jim Gilmore, i.e. the Invisible Man, has dropped out.
Presidential Apprentice round 11 – Curiouser and curiouser
Well, that was quick and I could not have been more wrong. Two folks dropped out of the race and neither was Jim Gilmore.
1) Boss Hogg (i.e. Chris Christie)
2) The Wicked Witch of the West (i.e. Carly Fiorina)
Meanwhile, my man Jim Gilmore, despite coming in last, losing to 3 people not running, says “his plan is to be in South Carolina on Wednesday morning”1. You have to admire that kind of perseverance.
Presidential Apprentice round 9 – Showdown in New Hampshire
Three thoughts from tonight…
1. Next steps…
Of everything that will come from tonight, the most evident, apparent, fundamental truth of the universe is that we are going to soon be entering round 10 of Presidential Apprentice Continue reading
