Category: Miscellaneous

Army of darkness

I feel like I am preparing for an army. An army of little people. Who else but an army would need so much supplies and sooo many vehicles?? Maybe I can invade Oklahoma. Or maybe Houston, then I can make it suck less.

More thoughts from a sleep starved mind

There's something very refreshing about communicating with someone whose English is not that good. They are much more upfront with what they mean and can't hide what they feel in meaningless nuance. That's why I love this belt. They're not trying to fool you into thinking it is a leather-like substance (“faux leather”) or something that is better than leather (“pleather”). It's just not leather, deal with it.

The buckle must not be real metal either, 'cause as I think of it, I didn't take it off when I went through security and it did not beep…

Sign of the apocalypse

No, not a bread named “Bimbo” (btw, is there a meaning to that word that I am not aware of??)… it's the fact that as I see stupid things, I now have the ability to post it to the site directly from my phone. Definitely technology gone awry 😉

Crime and Punishment

No, not *that* Crime and Punishment… this is a school project that my little cousin Khuzema and his friends made (he’s the short guy that spends most of his time in this video lying on the ground, dead). It’s about a 50MB download though quicktime seems to do a reasonable job of streaming it.