Silly Scientologists

Dianetics flyer, frontI just recently got the most nonsensical, preposterous, absurd and just plain silly flyer in the mail. For those of you that don’t know, Scientology is one of those borderline-cults created by L. Ron Hubbard, who realized that he could make more money by selling his science fiction stories as a religion than as just stories.

If you don’t believe me that these people are whack-jobs, take a look at the back of the flyer that I got (click on the image on the right to see the actual page). This thing is ridiculous on so many levels that I am not going to make any comments and let you read it for yourself. That first paragraph especially, just cracks me up!

Dianetics flyer, back

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Dianetics Auditing Success

"I was ill for months in the hospital. I was under intensive care for weeks with a bleeding ulcer infection and kidney failure. My heart stopped three times and I died three times. I also was unconscious for over a week, and I basically did not want to live. The doctors were going to give up on me and stop the treatment. The nurses did not expect me to live.

"My wife had a very hard time with it and she couldn’t even call to see how I was doing; she had to have someone else call for her. She then received some Dianetics auditing and came to grips with it, at which point she was able to come into my room in the hospital and give me some auditing. She came in every day.

"I soon started becoming more aware of my environment and had a determinism to survive. It made life bright enough to live. Many other people helped me through it using L. Ron Hubbard’s technology. I am now recovered and would not have lived if it weren’t for the technology by L. Ron Hubbard that helped us get through it." – D.H.

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