If Polish is the language without vowels, then German is the language without spaces… how freaking long are the words here?? There seems to be a 3 syllable minimum on all written words!

I heard something which can only be interpreted as a sign of the coming armageddon or the harbinger of the *5th* horseman of the apocalypse… I heard Jose Feliciano’s “Feliz Navidad” randomly on the streets of Prague…

Been reading, well “reading,” some Polish literature while waiting for our LOT Polish Air flight to take off. As far as I can tell, I don’t think the Polish language has any vowels… they say if you put 1000 monkeys in a room banging on 1000 typewriters eventually you will end up with the complete works of Shakespeare. From what I can tell, everything else they create will be in Polish.