I know I am not one to talk, but there are just certain people – people that we should take seriously – whose names make me laugh… Charles Quackenbush, Bruce Babbit (not Bobbit – nobody ever took them seriously) and my third grade teacher, Mrs. Onderdonk.

Speaking of taking themselves seriously, how can Rush Limbaugh wake up and look in the mirror and take himself seriously? Does he really swallow all of the cow dung that he spews? Just wondering…