Some more findings from the Hatim file:

Did you know that Forbes tracks the top earning dead-celebrities?

There are so many things wrong with this… a) the fact that a list of dead peoples’ earnings even exists, b) James Dean lived for a shorter time than I (he was 24 when he died), has been dead for almost a lifetime (59 years) and *still* earns more than I ever will, c) the author of one of the dumbest comics of all time is a regular on this list (come on, have you *ever* laughed at a Peanuts cartoon??)